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tweets for the week 2011-11-11

zach — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Sheet, I'm ready for a weekend after this weekend. #
working on photo class #

tweets for the week 2011-11-04

zach — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Donuts taste good. #
Thanks, YouTube for offering to let me monetize a video I forgot a out posting and will delete now. #monetizethis #

tweets for the week 2011-10-28

zach — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 08:59:00 +0000

The hour before the exam is usually harder than the exam, if you are doing it right. #goingontwitterisnotdoingitright #
We own too much stuff. #stuff do you want my stuff? #
Zach and Miri is a really vulgar copy of When Harry Met Sally. #whoa #
Oh in other news, I'm moving and could use a hand. #
Almost everything's upstairs now. http://t.co/WNIQQ0tE #
Joe and Craig are my bosses for lyfe now. #movinglaw #
Almost done now. Been living here so long I forgot how ugly the cabinets were. http://t.co/j8cYWlW4 #
@jessicaames if it wasn't for misleading pictures I posted to the internet, I wouldn't of met your sister. #
Studied the hell out of graph planarity and path traversal to find a buncha stuff on bipartite matching instead. #nobodyknowsdiscretemath #
Venango St. Rooftops http://t.co/rCXR2cNj #
Hey, I got a B on this math test. #discretemathownscalculus #
Pro defining down success tip: do it in big chunks so you don't have to go back every week. #
Moved in. Now to buy more crap to move next time. http://t.co/44QIVuwh #

tweets for the week 2011-10-21

zach — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Killer app on iOS 5: Papyrus is now installed as a system-wide font.
Still waiting on that comic sans. #
South Jersey suburban wasteland: what do you all do for money here? The only economic activity I see are (strip) malls and has stations. #
@jdotames means carpet. #
Handy Nasty and Eulogy. I embrace globalization. #
Stalking your spouse the future!! http://t.co/0aFTW4gY #
@jessicaames "find my friends" in the app store. Needs ios5. #
Urban Outfitter's 543 building. http://t.co/FokmM6Q0 #
Nothing more cruel in the world than petty authority. #
Wanna put my girl in some of these http://t.co/MIiwlY6f #
Neighbors don't like me because I existed too close to them or something. #whogivesaflyingfuck #
Stupid Calculus: http://t.co/vt0Sb2wG #
Get me onna these http://t.co/81qkydMT #
Went right from Expresso to Rum tonight. Hm. #

tweets for the week 2011-10-14

zach — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 08:59:00 +0000

I was awake for 10 minutes before I remembered there's no more Phillies season. Bummer. #
@KaraLaFleur drinking at the library > reading in bars. #

tweets for the week 2011-10-07

zach — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Eagles game's pretty good. Would be watching Lions/Cowboys otherwise. #
Not learning much in this lecture with all the livebloggin' going around. #
Makes me sad for Microsofties to see Apple ship the first practical voice computer when it's been Mr. Gate's dream for decades now. #
Liking the use of Wolfram, as it may be the best internet machine since Google. #
@jbtaylor has my pity as he wades into the fetid swamp of the iPhone guessing industry. #
@derekpunsalan #

tweets for the week 2011-09-30

zach — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 08:59:00 +0000

antipope: http://t.co/Bs4E44P2 — is it like Timecop if you push them into each other? #
Port Richmond bar crowds are just off. I can't describe exactly how, but these packs of men and women seem kinda, well, predatory. #
Having a pretty shit day, all told. No electricity for 24 hours now. #
Atlas Shrugged: the audiobook is 2.2 days long. Atlas Shrugged the amusement park ride would be 5 and a half hours. #
Madness and sadness: http://t.co/NKTexx4i #
You know, it wouldn't hurt to move. Like change residences. #
Hate to sound like a republican, but a lot of things you think should be cheaper are perfectly affordable if you make more money. #obviously #

tweets for the week 2011-09-23

zach — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 08:59:00 +0000

I want a career writing copy for the back of stereo equipment. But I don't know three languages. #
The thing sticking out of "random on-purpose noises in calc class" kid's neck will look eerily like my pen. #

tweets for the week 2011-09-16

zach — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Crap, all good TV is over. #
http://t.co/0Tm6ksB Damn internet attention hole. #
http://t.co/39l8fW0 Learn yourself some SIP son. #
Cleaning out my tabs in Safari brings some nice imgur Starcraft II pix: http://t.co/rqtqSVN #
http://t.co/wqVUx1i A PDA! #
South Philly errands you are my bitch lover. #
Stupid pack of teens go back to Bridesburg. #

tweets for the week 2011-09-09

zach — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 08:59:00 +0000

“@chrisgrant: . @joystiq consensus is that Scrapple is gross. I can't be the only one that likes it, right?" Love it. #
http://t.co/LQSsj0H I prefer expertise to emotion. #
This'd be an awesome wall art somewhere. http://t.co/iPfLhd3 #
Friday: South Philly errand day. #

tweets for the week 2011-09-02

zach — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Hey @TempleUniv 1993 called it wants your password policy back. #
Oh wonderful. No laptop power and I'm here all day. #
To buy a car in this city, one needs:
1. A car already.
2. No job.

Which is a little counterintuitive. #
The Philadelphia Navy Yard's streets are why the navy stays in the ocean. #
loves me some headphones: http://t.co/fzo224a #

tweets for the week 2011-08-26

zach — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 08:59:00 +0000

My router must be exhausted. I've ran like 8TB through it this week. #
Most nights, I simply enjoy drunks from my perch on my stoop. Tonight, I am one of them. #
Building the fileserver: easy. Software RAID, on the hand – harder #
Gotta find a cyber-snitch at Lycos that'll take flooz as payment. #scoops #
First sapient being on the first habitable celestial body in the universe can't remember to charge his iPhone. #realfirstworldproblem #
Watching the Urban Shuttle roll up to Broad and Pattison ave. No less than 11 foxy ladies board – all us uggos still waiting on septa's 71. #
Looks like we are in for some great football weather tonight. #

tweets for the week 2011-08-19

zach — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Wearing contacts for the friday time in six months: hey look stuff #
"I just want the PC game to come out on my console – why can't it be just as good on my $250 box?" – half the internet #studycomputerscience #
This 42GB glob of crap of "data" I've been moving around is some weird stuff. Includes, pokemon pictures and a 70's era anime Heidi movie #
Broad and Girard always sweeps the "worst intersection" award. #
Holy crap we are right on top of the dugout. #phillies #
Good day. Shrimp dinner, cross-continental chiptune, British girlie msg. #

tweets for the week 2011-08-12

zach — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Hey guise time is pretty easy but attention, that's way more valuable. #
I'd rather be dungeon crawling. #truemostofthetine #
Satisfaction at a job well done. Rare. #
Tim Lincecum is the last two pitchers to eat the Phillies. #isitoctoberyet #
160over90 got smacked down in Slate. Amusing. #
Had a wander around the bowels of the Wanamaker building #stuffy #
You know what's practically criminal? Working your high-profile art heists in with your other errands. #literally #
Acting like those are pants is a crime. #
Point of Inquiry is my podcast iron rations: sorry. #

tweets for the week 2011-08-05

zach — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Whoo Eagles tickets! Just preseason, but whoo anyways. #nobodycaresaboutthebrowns #
More web apps need random boobs. http://t.co/qAOZ8Om #
An odd combination of liking drinking a lot and not doing it enough = decanterizing your booze #
Takes me 36 minutes from home to 30th street station with a Wawa stop. #suckitairport #

tweets for the week 2011-07-29

zach — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Old school raiding. So much worse than new-school raiding. #

tweets for the week 2011-07-22

zach — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 08:59:00 +0000

New Twitter policy: if you self-diagnose anything in the DSM, you are blocked. #
Simply put: you aren't crazy, people are inherently hypocritical. The job is to live up the ideas you have about the ideal person. #
Pork Roll and I are having a fling. #
I'm willing to risk an accidental nap by taking an antihistamine, that's how bad my allergies are this morning. #
Well written article on an oft-misunderstood display technology: http://t.co/sQJLqP2 #
Creaky Pete and the Concrete Codpiece. #mynextchildrensbook #
Wouldn't you say there's a real race to the bottom, price-wise that is causing "gamier" games to not be made for iOS? @chrisgrant #
@dana_zucchini if Satan was such a bad dude, why does he only punish bad people? #
Stop. It. Person who can't stop re-telling crap Kevin Hart jokes. He's yet to elicit a single chuckle from me after watching two specials. #
Eh, those 11 airs just got all kinda of alluring. #
Buck oh four in Towanda? It must be hard to argue over shale gas in that kinda heat. #
busdriver and @anamanaguchi produced by the neptunes. #billionaretodolist #

tweets for the week 2011-07-15

zach — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Finally play Kotor without my PC overheating and dying. #thanksnewvidyacard #
http://j.mp/qzRL1H do you see that rolex?!???? #
@burgerbaroness which one is village thrift, spacially? #
Last night I was awake in bed for an hour after eating my head's worth of steak Stromboli. I REGRET SOMETHING #
Took me less than two weeks to go from 80 to 85 in Cataclysm. Wonder what the average is. #

tweets for the week 2011-07-08

zach — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Heavy-footed Septa driver knocked me put of my "cool guy lounging on the trolly" pose. #
Stay at home single mom earns $359/h. (Online). find out how http://t.co/Qw1WHtw #
Local unemployed moms makes $4397 in one month work from home jobs online. read it now at http://t.co/RqVzQ6u #
Stay at home moms earns $5,775 every month work at home jobs online. find out how, Click here http://t.co/CHTC7K5 #
Stay at home mam earns $1000 weekly! working-from-home. read it now at http://t.co/fxsmm6p #
http://t.co/074LiMb #
Oh, Jenny said it'd be okay if I married her. #
Cliff Lee noooooooooo #
Unemployed moms makes $2500-$3000/week online. go to http://t.co/1EyAjly #
Local unemployed moms earns almost $300*/hour from Home. find out how here http://t.co/1N8PEx2 #
Local unemployed moms earns more than $2294/w. working part time. visit this webpage http://t.co/zP9WMXj #
Local unemployed moms earns a few hundreds/week (Online). read it now at http://t.co/S7VSZTw #
check out this article! I made $150 today! http://t.co/v014BBx #
check out this article! I made $200 today! http://t.co/3t3EZOf #
@TheEconomist #
check out this article! I made $400 today! http://t.co/Eio2Kju #
@beatonna made me miss Clone High #
Jeez guys sorry about all the spam I would of got to it sooner but you know, lack of caring. #
Things I wanna keep track of; Bananna Red #md2020winejournal #
@jessicaames in regards to? #
You guys can be jealous that people in my neighborhood do fireworks from June 20 to about July 10th #

tweets for the week 2011-07-01

zach — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 08:59:00 +0000

The King of Richmond St is having a yard sale today. I call him that because he's the only one with a front yard. #
I'd love to see Iowa poll numbers to see the % of minimum wage earners supporting Bachman. #shesaidgaysareevilsoilltakeapaycut #
I've grown to dislike half the people I follow on Twitter. #youpeople #
I am >>this close<< to tossing the PC in favor of a Mac Mini (if it ever gets a refresh) #

tweets for the week 2011-06-24

zach — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 08:59:00 +0000

I understand rioting about sports – but hockey? #
Love America: http://t.co/XyB7bK7 #
hey look guys pants: http://t.co/flx9rOO #
Being a smoker and a famous attention-not-payer occasionally means I'll smoke a little filter on accident. #
Okay guys I'm working on an elaborate trap for Jenny to watch the wire. #likesawbutinagoodway #
http://t.co/ce4yhNc Eat it Ayn Randians. #

tweets for the week 2011-06-17

zach — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 08:59:00 +0000

So, things today kick much ass. #
I'll be watching the first five minutes of Casino everyday this week. #disciplined #
I dont know what this is, but it is my hero: http://t.co/Ug9HCWH #
First pitch at the bank and the sky opens a can of whoopass. #
I'm really good at end-user IT equipment lifecycle management and I'd really like some spam about it. #
Every building I'm known to spend time in has broken computers waiting for me. #quitchasingmebrokencomputersimsorryyougotbroke #
That teen getting a hug from his GF beneath city hall looked at me over her shoulder, at first with a look of slight embarrassment. #
The look turned into confusion, and then a little incredulity. #
Guess I was kinda looking at her butt. #
@jdotames http://j.mp/lJ0fp2 #
Damn woot off I'm broke. #
Jobs numbers aren't the whole story http://j.mp/k0RkYD #
New thing my fellow early commuters has taught me: it's never too early to do some smack and ride some SEPTA. #
Watching phils and fish from a suite. #prettybangin #

tweets for the week 2011-06-10

zach — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 08:59:00 +0000

We all have a least-favorite track on born to run, and it is backstreets. #
Did apple reinvent Things and call it reminders? #
I wonder why I never anything done in the summer when its not the summer #heatmakesmestupid #

tweets for the week 2011-06-03

zach — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 08:59:00 +0000

I'm running ghosts like an underworld track coach. #
Dude using my front step as a pillow. #welcometophillybitch #
Biology labs: better summer work than bakeries. #
good case for letting atheists skip ahead in line http://amzn.com/k/1P2V64EA9L6ON #Kindle #
Air conditioner problems: I get to lose a couple of pounds playing World of Warcraft. #
Wish Transmit had some student discount action like Things has. #
Why is the bank crowd always the creakiest people in the city? #
Even after reading the literature, I can't but help to simply pity conspiracy theorists. #

tweets for the week 2011-05-27

zach — Fri, 27 May 2011 08:59:00 +0000

On my way to NYC and realize that for all the PHL-NYC arguing, we can at least agree about Jersey. #
Girlfriend get out of the bathroom so we can go to blipfest. #
You haven't seen dregs of humanity like White Castle at 1AM dregs. #
Tiger Mom on Bill Maher. There has to be a happy medium. #
Reading those backup logs, son. Cause I am a real computer guy. #

tweets for the week 2011-05-20

zach — Fri, 20 May 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Reading Marcus Aurelius' secret diary. #
I am Weiner positive. #WeinerYes #
Hey guise I've been awake for 12 hours and resented all 720 minutes of it. #
Bummer, now I know about a new shock site and I have to look at it but I don't want to but I have to. #
I've just been watching 'People do the most stupid things'.
My wife prefers to call it 'Our wedding video'. – via http://www.sickipedia.org/ #
Oh heck, I'm a way from home #toofarforhowdrunkiam #
More than ideal is kind of impossible, oddly written white paper. #
And what, exactly is a small business ip camera? #
@dana_zucchini I loved Bill Maher in DC Cab! #
Evolutionary Psychology may be the best fake science since Phrenology. #
One in 25.9 million women in the US are a Pussycat Doll. #truefactbro #
According to the apocalypse folks, the disaster that'll ruin the world will obey time zones. Sorry New Zealand, at least you got iPhones 1st #
Half the reason I like playing MMO games is commodity price manipulation. #
Especially because of the non-existence of a SEC on my WoW server and warehousing being free, one can pull of some nice economic tricks. #
One can simply create artificial demand and tell the market how much it'll be paying for a commodity. Best on low-pop severs, of course. #
@God_Damn_Batman dude, turn location off on your tweets – I splurged and my henchmen have iPhones now. #
Lemonade at 543 #yum #
@jessicaames if you go PHL = Philadelphia, I get that. We have trains, too. #
Vocab of the day: milquetoast. #
Things sharing this septa shelter with me at the Navy Yard: Couple paper wasps, buncha mosquitoes, and a very happy spider. #sendhelp #

tweets for the week 2011-05-13

zach — Fri, 13 May 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Programmers doing something really rad: http://bit.ly/iy9Ox8 Algorithms can be used for more than sort marginally faster than other sort. #
Some haxxor stole all the items from my haven't-been-touched-in-two-years WoW toon. #atleastlevelhimto85whileyoureatit #
Can we get a patch for Assassin's Creed 2 that swaps out the models of the Borgia family with the HBO actors? #
Well, if you somehow change my mind with Pascal's wager (spoiler: you won't), what kind of crap method of getting adherents is that? #
@xxdesmus that's $1.5B more than i thought was too much. #
backups: solved. #
Ready for a day off. #
I think its every American's dream to make enough money to not pay taxes. #
Get guys the computer game was changed today: http://engt.co/krP5C4 #
Signs posted by the pool called life. #backtoworkquoteable #
Any tweeple that follow me now selling their cr-48? #
If I did two of my jobs at the same time, I could afford to quit the third one. #
Stanhope playing the Troc tomorrow. #
Huh, hanging out with geneticists has helped my ability to understand 23andme surveys. #

tweets for the week 2011-05-06

zach — Fri, 06 May 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Time for new shoes. #startnewjobonmonday #
I wonder if Math majors look at me the way I look at IS&T majors. #
I HAVE NYANED FOR 19.2 SECONDS! http://t.co/qi9Tsm4 via @nyannyancat #
Philadelphia Zoning: Home of the riverfront Wal*Mart http://instagr.am/p/DtqH1/ #
So, Portal 2. So far it's been a lot less frustrating than when I was stuck in 1. That won't last. #
I didn't know beating Portal 2 was so hard, you noobs. #
The deadliest game: running your eyes on the Broad St. subway. #
The deadliest game: rubbing your eyes on the Broad St. subway. #damn #
After two days working a "company" job I'm going to my academic one tomorrow dressed like a bag lady. #
I can't think of a semester where I've been this worried about grades. #
@jessicaames have any q's re: your website. I'm happy to help. #
My music habits are simply awful right now: Dubstep, chiptune, and French pop. #whinenobodyunderstandsmynuancedtatstes #

tweets for the week 2011-04-29

zach — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Flyers lose, immediately switch to Phillies game. #
If I was a rich dude I'd travel with one of these: http://www.jcrew.com/mens_feature/ingoodcompany/GlobeTrotter/PRDOVR~99430/99430.jsp #
After an hour I'm up $4 at the Borgata #winning #
Quite a good idea: http://www.engadget.com/2011/04/24/switched-on-a-legacy-from-the-flip-side/ #
@jessicaames She's said as much. #
Oh great, I need a physical. #
New Wawa smoothies/cappuccinos can be up to 1190 kcal/cup. #juststabmetodeathitsfaster #
Holy crap just shut up and take my money http://gizmodo.com/#!5795364/the-leica-case-your-iphone-is-crying-out-for #
I'm going to have to travel more to justify how much time I'm spending looking at these: http://bit.ly/el8EGS #
This lady just said that NCLB is about not "holding her kids back if they aren't getting it" #
No child left behind != no child held back. It's still done. #
Listening to Back to Work Podcast != working. #
GOING IN THE WILL — Clients From Hell http://t.co/ihuByZc via @clientsfh #
wisdom: http://nprfreshair.tumblr.com/post/4931415362/nobody-tells-this-to-people-who-are-beginners-i #
dubstep: some of this stuff sounds like the soundtrack to robot porn. #
Reading about other people working: http://clientsfromhell.net/page/47 #
Senioritis. http://instagr.am/p/DonJb/ #
Damn it, now I need update like 31 vms instead of write code in them #nattynarwhal #
I never sign up for anything that is in more than 4 fonts, @IvaHuisenga5851
And have you seen your color scheme? #
Oh man, the D5100 is looking really good. #cameraicannotafford #midrangemeansalmostagrand #
inspired by reddit, i wanted to let everyone know my favorite word is corpulent. #
Read David Thorne's book that came in today. Nothing much to report there. #

tweets for the week 2011-04-22

zach — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 08:59:00 +0000

Hope @jdotames gets caught up with @mbmbam so she knows the joy of Jersey Shore fanfic. #
Thanks Dr. Rolf for making the trees part of Discrete Math easier #programbeforemath #
I've been really lucky to be meeting some awesome people in IT and Software Development this week. #
Finalized my plans for tonight: Drinking and watching Lethal Weapon. #
Westinghouse Vintage Tap Recorder http://instagr.am/p/DQzAK/ #
Check out NLO 655: For Real – http://bit.ly/g7YNWT
I want to write an essay about this being an allegory of post-modern masculinity. #
@jamarnicholas re: hard drives, this may be nerdy, but I name em size and date installed because I have a pile. #
@jessicaames Its an indie comic I follow online who basically gets drunk and bares his chubby soul via podcast. Its a marathon, though. #
After seeing both in the last couple of days, the Burn Notice movie might of cost more to make than Atlas Shrugged. #
I got some kickass service from @shureinc and got my $$$ earphones replaced quickly. #
If I listen to anymore dubstep and chiptune, I'm going to speak fluent robot. #
Just changing the motd in Ubuntu is an adventure. #tiredoflinux #
Hate getting home this late. #sikemyliferocks #
fffffffuuuuuuu http://www.wnep.com/wnep-brad-leroy-gas-drillingemergency20110420,0,1884646.story #
BLIP FESTIVAL ENGAGED. #
Been using Sparrow for mail last couple of days, no complaints thus far. #