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tweets for the week 2010-06-26

  • i'm looking for the "jerks on the internet" webring – anybody seen it? http://dir.webring.com/rw #
  • hey @twitter – still waiting for that following ironically button, btw. #
  • ARGH Drupal you are making WordPress look so easy. #
  • Multitasking, even if provably is worse, is still emotionally more attractive + Easy to say life is better when you unitask cradle to grave. #
  • Serial Killer much better at photography than me, details at 11: http://bit.ly/a1x71b #
  • I've done three installs of Drupal over the last two days. #
  • I wish those currently riding shotgun on the wahbulance regarding taxes would read (and understand) this http://bit.ly/b267K0 #
  • best article about the (American, yes, I'll own it for us) expectation gap: http://www.johndiesattheend.com/updates/?p=1071 #
  • Super Thrift in Kensington re-opens tomorrow. Jenny and I have a date! #
  • to catch them is my real test. to train them is my cause. #
  • finished the audiobook Dexter by Design: Good, but not great. I preferred Darkly Devoted Dexter's supernatural angle, personally. #
  • fuckin sub pixels how do they work #
  • The History of Rome podcast is consistently good and he's past Commodus, after starting with the Illiad! #
  • I want to join the Aspect Ratio Police (http://bit.ly/cGIdqZ) #
  • i spent 5 hours today doing math, and 1 taking apart nintendo products. #
  • This can be super-useful for any future small business Systems Analysis I can do: http://bit.ly/aGEBOX #
  • oh i totally have this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impostor_syndrome AND I'm not taking Psych classes (no Psychology Student Syndrome) #

Project Plan: Unportable Game Boy

As a dude who owns five of the first six Game Boy major revisions made until the introduction to the Nintendo DS – I was on ebay looking for a cheap one to complete the collection.  I found one for $2 with a broken LCD. Buying it immediately, I then found how damned expensive the LCD replacements are ($30?!). I figure, hey, since I have to take this apart, I might as well turn it into an all-in-one games console.

I’ve been interested in the hacking movement to portabalize classic (and not-so-classic) games consoles that are reincarnated into huge handhelds. Since I am really interested in making an all-in-one system, and have been for a while, I’m going to recase this Game Boy Advance SP into something like a alarm clock case and also wire it for external control, internal amplified speakers, and fabricate a really neat controller to work the whole thing.

So, the plan goes something like this:

Step 1: Buy all the junk I need to make it. (sources and status noted)

  1. Game Boy Advance SP (ebay, purchased)
  2. Replacement LCD screen for GBASP (ebay, not purchased)
  3. Junky Computer Speaker (thrift store, not purchased)
  4. AC/DC power converter (thrift store, not purchased)
  5. Wires (ide/ribbon/rainbow cabling, maybe a DB25 cable)
  6. Interfaces – controller plug (thinking a DB25 connector), power, headphone (Radioshack,  not purchased)
  7. Nylon wire braided sleeve (for controller) (Digikey, not yet)
  8. Heat shrink tubing (always need more than you think, amirite) (purchased)
  9. Tact switches (haven’t sourced them yet)
  10. Poly enclosure for controller (Polycase, not purchased)
  11. Solder (have)
  12. Bondo, Paint, Sandpaper, cut glass for casing. (Autozone/Hardware stores, not purchased)

Step 2: Create a wiring schematic for the project

  1. Need to keep power, video, audio and control wires in mind.
  2. Should have a good idea of the power needs by that point.
  3. Unit test wiring schematic against parts in hand (is every connection accounted for?)

Step 4: Wire the Game Boy and associated parts to work together

  1. Power for all devices
  2. Extend the ribbon cable for GBA screen to front of device (hardest part I can forsee)
  3. control wires for each GBA button

Step 4: Fabricate the enclosures for the project

  1. Make a list of ports
  2. Source all wire grommets/interfaces needed
  3. Roughs of the controller tested and working 100%
  4. Roughs of the GBA/audio/video case working 100%
  5. Bondo and sand and sand and sand and sand
  6. Paint and sand and sand and sand

So, that should cover the whole thing. This plan will probably change over time as I ask various online communities for input as I go.

If this goes really well, the next step would be to create something I’ve been dreaming about for days now: a portrait Game Boy Advance.

Outta be fun! I’m shooting for an August 1st ship date!

tweets for the week 2010-06-19

  • Apple censors some comic app in an attempt to prevent showing of teh gay. In other news, bear shits in woods. #
  • Lithium in Afghanistan can change the country. I mean, look at Bolivia and all that that Lithium has done to change quality of life there. #
  • Math-Math-Work-Lunch-Math #
  • Thoroughly enjoying thought balloon mushroom cloud. #
  • I may or may not be a liar, but my pants are certainly on fire irregardless. #
  • I didn't know Twitter backgrounds were so hard until I went to make mine and ended up in a chasm of photoshop sulphur, screaming and smoke #
  • Two footed septa drivers today. #
  • according to my google analytics, there is at least 1 man (lets face it, he's a dude) who is looking to reverse engineer Castle of the Winds #
  • not to harp, but that would mean learning how to implement ANCIENT Windows APIs and use 32×32 .ico files as game assets – then adding Rogue. #
  • i am haev proof that calculus and rodger moore bond movie watchin' are in separate parts of the brain, I've been experimenting all week. #
  • (redo) I have proof that calculus and watching rodger moore as james bond are in separate parts of the brain – as I've been experimenting. #
  • dude, one of these would be swell http://bit.ly/bmE3Wb #
  • going on my christmas list: an empty housing of a game boy (DMG-01) so I can stuff my PSP in there, seeing as its already broken. #
  • @chrisgrant love the redesign – the designers are out of nyc? #
  • Secret of Mana on iPhone: so glad I'm already on the platform, otherwise I'd go buy one. #
  • installing LSDJ to my GB ram cart! outta be fun! #
  • @zachwiener Friedman, home of the "get a job you dirty socialists" Ayn Rand memorial burger and cocktail bar. If he were a nightclub. #
  • @povertyjetset like that you still have ganalytics running for a tweet's worth of website. i am also a ganalytics junkie. #
  • Hm, I found a "Advanced SP" console with built-in games: http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.23834 #
  • Wrote a very short story today – on my new/old portable manual. #
  • I am just full of epic ideas today. Better start dragging these thinks into meatspace. #
  • Don't ask me what I'll be doing on July 25th. #
  • I was really behind the idea of the show "Wife Swap" until I saw it. Not the wide-swapping I was raised to believe in. #

Sergei Descartes – an antihero for our time.

I’ve been looking towards a glorious day where my academic responsibilities are finally subsided for a matter of WEEKS on end. As this day, June twentysomethingith, gets closer to becoming a reality, I’ve been thinking on what sort of projects can combine the various media I’d like to dabble in: creating music (chiptune), coding (in C for Game Boy, specifically), photography, and writing. But doing unrelated projects would mean I’d have 3-5 unfinished collections of newbish junk, and I have plenty of that (on here and elsewhere).

Then, while jaywalking across Richmond Street, I came up with it: create a story, fleshing out the world of a central character (the aforementioned Sergei Descartes), and take that feeling and world and exploit it using the mediums

The thematic conflicts, as such, I hope will be:

The plastic feeling of fanboyism and fetishistic collection vs. Making

Responsiblity as identity vs. self-determined persona

Anyways, the short-short story I made the other day will be the springboard of the world I’m imaginating. Look forward to it.

As for inspirations for this world, I’ve been thinking about:

  • The history of monopoly
  • Heavy Rain (the PS3 game)
  • “Mission Earth” by L.Ron Hubbard
  • Check Cashing Concerns
  • “Free to Choose” by Thomas Friedman
  • Cory Doctorow’s “Makers” (my review here)
  • Robert Harris’ “Fatherland”
  • Quitting smoking

New (super) Short Story – Wal*Mart Backpack

Hello friends, wanted to let you all know that I managed to write me a three page short story trying out my new typewriter, and it seemed a waste to just type cuss words in it without any sort of agenda.

Anyways, I already forgot what it was about, but I did put the typewriter in it.

Wal*Mart Backpack [pdf]

Holla, then.

Starting a new project – Unportable GameBoy Advance SP

I recently won an ebay auction for a Gameboy Advance SP – which is the only Gameboy I’m missing in the entire series. This SP has a broken LCD (twas only $2.25, though), which got me down the road of perhaps implementing a TV-out hack and reportablizing the device with a super-cheap handheld TV I saw online. Alas, the SP doesn’t support video out (not even the hack that the GBA has for TV out that is by all accounts horrible, anyways).

So, that leads me to two conclusions:

  • I’m actually going to have to buy an LCD for this thing.
  • Since it’s already broken, I can certainly break it more and nobody’d be the wiser.

Portablizing home consoles is so in fashion (ala anything Ben Heck) – why not unportablize a handheld instead?

So, I now have an epic one-page sketch of what technology it’ll require (the target budget soup-to-nuts is $50) and even thought out a never-before-seen regime of control scheme (a very physical-layer solution is promised here). A hint: it’ll involve no less than 10 normally-closed switches and a DB25 connector.

Maybe once I get my bona fides in the console hacker world, I can finally inspire someone to create my dream console: the PSP stuffed into a GBP shell:

Once I have a proper project plan, I will update the three of you.

tweets for the week 2010-06-12

  • I can't believe I wrote 700 words about picking out a wireless phone. #
  • Seriously, AZ, you crazy state: http://wonkette.com/415809/arizona-school-demands-black-latino-students-faces-on-mural-be-changed-to-white #
  • First Android tweet. #
  • Moving my podcasts over to Doubletwist after an abortive attempt to get Google's Listen to work. #
  • you know what? The DMG has nothin on the pocket. I don't care. #
  • Bastard trolly coffee spill. #
  • WTB horrid museum http://higgenbotham.com/detail/?auctionid=1725 kthxbai #
  • Just a couple of days with my HTC Evo 4G and my iPod Touch seems tiny and stupid in comparison. #
  • i'm inventing this new music full of old ideas like misogyny, racism, regionalism, and materialism. instead of singing, you can talk it. #
  • Thinking about calculus and the podcast Jenny and I are recording tonight/soon. #
  • Hey @jbtaylor how many hours on hold do you need to spend buying something does it take to get a service credit? #
  • Final Fantasy 4-6 iPhone would change the way I not pay attention at lecturrs.#e3wish #
  • This will halp the elevator pitcher, amirite? http://www.playerbites.com/samsung-enters-pico-projector-market-1927/ #
  • i just came up with a terrific idea – it all begins with a metaphor, or as I like to call it an "unprovable ratio" #
  • Starting a thrash band, calling it "local extrema" #
  • starting a new folk band called "second derivative." #
  • any of my twitter/fb homies use Foursquare? Or going to the Nullsleep show tomorrow? #

Interesting Things on the web that I am doing.

I am an internet man, so I’m usually on the web pretty hard.

Today, I learned about the super-cool-but-never-mass-produced-and-well-named B-58 Hustler, which was the first in the proud heritage of American jet-powered aircraft that could end the world or at least ruin your day. Early jet pilots were either insane or crazy, depending on your point of view. Chuck Horner and Tom Clancy’s oddly-awesome Every Man A Tiger, in which Horner relates his mucho appreciated military careet, including flying some aircraft that look definately non-gravity defying.

Then, I read about two years worth of Overcompansating (for perhaps the third time) – I’ll be god-damned if it doesn’t speak to this man’s soul.

My doubleTwist experiment is going badly, as the program doesn’t know how to kill with fire earlier copies of podcasts and nobody needs 9 episodes of the History of Rome in triplicate on their phone.  Especially since the Evo’s battery wouldn’t last through 3 of them in the subway system, RF emitting frantically for a reply, slowly microwaving my left leg.

Still looking for an awesome manual typewriter in some thrift store in this city so I can fall in love with it, ignore it for six months and then sell it for a tidy profit on ebay come Chrismastime.

Good day, in all.

Why I chose the Evo over the iPhone.

I used to work for Sprint, and before that, Radioshack. I spent the most of my adulthood having some pretty heavily subsidized wireless service. I always felt bad for the “rubes” who didn’t even get a NVP (rad) discount through Sprint or had some sort of $30/week month prepaid habit, extolling the virtures of “not having a contract.” When I was then unceremoniously tossed back to “consumer” status, I began the arduous sketch of the American wireless/smartphone landscape, and I don’t like much what I saw.  I started with what I thought was the value leader amongst the major carriers (why I’d only think about them when I leave Philadelphia ~3/year is another story)

First, we have T-Mobile –  well, they have a confusing matrix of plans. There’s three classes of service they offer: prepaid, weird, somewhat analogous to contract-free monthly service, and the standard stuff. Once you cross that Rubicon, there is the standard choose your minutes, get a number cozy in your head. Then, the standard process asks you to choose a phone before they offer services. Which is rather handy, I guess – it’d be inappropriate to offer something like Blackberry Internet Service for an Android phone.

image via Engadget.

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tweets for the week 2010-06-05

  • somehow, my server only feels like copying files to it at 6.8k/sec. somewhat less faster than spec. #
  • Got damn its like a million degrees out here. I should of put a chicken in my backpack so I could have a double down when I get home. #
  • Based on the epidemic consternation I've seen, nobody knows how much smartphone data they use (I'm ~100MB/month thanks to BIS crunching). #
  • Hey, I love Dark Sun, Penny Arcade, PvP, D&D, and podcasting – and this is all of them: http://bit.ly/cXzXwT #
  • The mall in the early afternoon is quite sad #
  • http://gizmodo.com/5555921/how-much-video-can-you-actually-stream-with-atts-new-data-plans Okay, i can see how THIS would piss you off. #
  • buyin' an HTC evo tomorrow. i love those durned HTC phones. #