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Just a day in the life.

Jenny and I got home from Bradford County Thanksgiving – and she decided it was time to get the patch I’ve had on the fridge on to my backpack. I was all like, “psh, about time, I’m tired of those Horde kids beating me up after Physics lab.”

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pictured: things on my refrigerator.

Jenny got to work with her Home Economics Boogie-Woogie Kung-Fu-ie.

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Huzzah, it is [Epic] – Hordies watch out!

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Equipped with the most plum-est of purps, I now need some epic-level grub to make sure I have the calories to make with the asswhoopage.

Enter Port Richmond sold-by-the-pound frozen pirogi!

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pictured: power lunch, ~1400 kcal.

Time to kick some ass!

tweets for the week 2009-11-28

tweets for the week 2009-11-20

  • Reading IRA literature reminds one of how in English, you can talk about some very exciting things using the most boring words and phrases. #
  • i'm 7 books into developing a theory to explain terrorism. i am nowhere. #
  • History Of Rome Podcast:"Gladiator joke"Me: "lolcano"Wawa: "asshole" #
  • Hey, Thomas More used pimp and Martin Luther used poop in their 16-th century arguments: you could be in worse company. (More used poop too) #
  • Also, More made a symmetrical utopian alphabet. Yeah, he was kinda all over. Many great thinkers I've read on are. #
  • Math teachers: when I say "within a half-pi of nothin" – I'm describing the interval -pi/2 <= x <= pi/2 #
  • America has more houses of worship per capita than Iran, Iraq, actually the whole world. #
  • If you cheat (academically) via google, it is like looking over 7 billion shoulders to see if someone has the answer key in front of them. #
  • God, this 1 liter of water must weigh 2.20462262 pounds. #
  • today's penny arcade: amongst the reason I've yet to renew on Xbox live. #
  • i can't belive that i actually went and lost a flash drive, with work i didn't have anywhere else, no less. first time in a long time. #
  • @jdotames howsa bout http://bit.ly/3ricv3 ? #
  • i know this isn't really high tech and maybe even a little noobish, but i really like printing over wifi across the apartment! #
  • ouch – battery pwnage. #
  • hey, Guy Fawkes was catholic and buring him in effigy is seen as being mean to them. who'd athunk it? #
  • Historian Arthur Schlesinger Sr. has called Anti-Catholicism "the deepest-held bias in the history of the American people. #
  • Swee, Flavor Aid has a Root Beer flavor – someone tell @jdotames we gotta go to Cousin's #
  • the Jel Sert corporation also own's Wyler's: when mommy is too drunk to pick the best. #
  • New Mexico's light rail – kick ass. Our country needs more of it. It can be done anywhere! the BBC's report on it "it is more civilized" #
  • making Sarah Palin's book cheap enough for poor people isn't the problem ($8.98 now). Getting poor people to read: much more problematic. #
  • My Christmas Wish: PHL-LHR, business class. #
  • If I ever started a band, I call it "Asian Design Major". #
  • The human body can store 84% of the heat our weight in water could. #
  • Vonnegut smoked unfiltered Pall Mall cigarettes, a habit he referred to as a "classy way to commit suicide" #
  • so Wagner isn't the best to study Math with – but I'd use him if I was knocking a house down. #
  • wow, these "urban types" are legion on twitter, making even less sense than the usual unwashed masses. #
  • The more I learn about physics, the more I realize how damned inefficient comsumer electronics are. #
  • Wow, this bank offers "FREE Hyper Interest Checking" – somehow I'm not tempted. #
  • If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedburg #
  • You know, Bones this week was pretty weaksauce: Grandad falls out of heaven to liven the show up. #
  • thank you for flying church of england – cake or death? #
  • @justinmcelroy GNP fans, repent! Bottle Caps are to be had! #
  • hey girlfriend, lemme get a http://www.houseind.com/objects/prints/neutrafaceslabposter for christmas. kthxbai #
  • "Quantity has a quality of its own." — Josef Stalin (sounds like an American sometimes) #

Meaningless Statistics About The List Of Books I Lust After On Amazon

It’s not like I’m too poor to buy myself books, but I’d be some sort of idiot to think that if I managed to buy all of these, the time to read them would also be included in the box.

Since my (community) college has free, unlimited printing, I made this list and broke it out during a particular dry math lecture about inverting a sine function or some other sassafras. Then, I looked for patterns in it. Thus, we have a list of things that I think tell you a lot about how awesome I am.

  • 8 pages printed.
  • 19 Penguin Classics.
  • 0 I own at the moment.
  • 5 multi-volume books.
  • 85 on the list.
  • 13 speak on or written by Ancient Romans.
  • 6 either about Britain or Britons.
  • 1 about King Arthur
  • 2 stars James Bond
  • 19 “soft” science books.
  • 2 Computer Science (specifically, programming) books.
  • 18 Novels.
  • 3 either about the President or the White House.
  • 2 reference drugs in the title.
  • 3 reference the American South.
  • 16 names in titles.
  • 2 mentions of the Cold War in title.
  • 2  in the “Politics and Society in 20th Century In America” series.
  • 5 takes place/about The Forgotten Realms.

Remember folks, it’s almost christmas!

tweets for the week 2009-11-14

  • i can't think of a single thing slightly productive i've done today. #
  • Apple Genius tells me my MacBook Pro will be free to fix. Tries desperately to not admit why. We both know the 8600M is the reason. #
  • Hey cowboys fans: make sure you make like yankees fans and wait until your team does something good – I'm coming out Eagles green as always. #
  • That reminds me, @jakemarsh, murdoch owes me $3000 for coke – last time I cater his new years eve party in atlantic city. #
  • Eagles: stop losing by the length of a super nintendo. #
  • Parents: there is no "right way" to leash your children. How sharp are their teeth at age 5? #
  • @alexknowshtml tell them that you have the torrents! #
  • (web interface of gmail QOTD) "Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." – Kurt Cobain #
  • oh, and http://bit.ly/sQmtM is pretty funny – try to find my cameo! #
  • Lean Liberty > Fat Slavery. #
  • about sustainability: "part of what it means to live in a more sustainable way is to shift your lifestyle and be able to live smaller" #
  • this means you need less stuff. This totally goes with this whole quality/value/non-crap kick i'm on. #
  • although breaking my ikea addiction is painful. #
  • Nichole Kidman, you never go full she-male. #
  • Mcbm: I'm so dope I make priests write notes that start dear pope. #
  • after extensive testing, the Beefeater and Canada Dry Tonic Water make the best G&T I've made at home. #
  • @jessicaames when you do the math, you too can be buzzed sleeping for the price of soda pop. #
  • I do not understand the phenom of parents being dicks to their kids on public transport. Way to make (your) that 5 year old hate you early. #
  • At UPS in South Philly. Trying hard not to sigh myself unconscious. #
  • @povertyjetset I'm between Belfast, Tokyo, Boston, and St. Petersburg. #
  • No Russian is the new chuck norris ate mr. T's balls. #
  • omw from South Philly back to Temple. Resisted the urge to have lunch at Tony Luke's. I can't spare the time for a cheesesteak coma. #
  • Omgwtfzzz #
  • Oh watch out – random temple girl is FLAUNTING her goods and since they're B-cups, the goods are just kinda okays. #
  • @TGWTG: -iewicz = uh-wits. fuck you. #
  • final destination: when physics kills you. #
  • 20 years ago this week, the Berlin Wall fell. 30 years ago this week, the US embassy in Tehran did. #
  • @metroidbaby I'd suggest Beefeater (cheaper) or New Amsterdam (way cheaper) – the Tonic does the magic anyways. #
  • @laughingsquid firefox on mac takes more ram to show me the front page of digg (with no plugins) than photoshop cs3. #
  • what a crap evening outside. #
  • I had a thumb infection that now only has hampered my typing speed, but made my thumb turn colors and actually made me sick. All from thumb! #
  • dual 1200p 26" LCDs are under $500 – gotta love this time of year for having no money and things you want being crazy cheap. #
  • Life is the stuff that happens in between afternoons wasted at the thrift store. You could be watching James Bond movies! #
  • Hey! I'm a social mediaguy! I spend 253 days a year tweeting about some con I'm at – talking to other social mediaguys. How do I make money? #
  • Good Job @shityourmomsays – you had that idea in August and I had it in November. I was gonna quote fight club. #

This is a picture of everything green on my desk

the stupid book i had to read was just until 1940, I need 1969-2005 damnit.

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I had a DSLR for a month. here be the best pictures thus far.

This is the gallery I posted to Picasa after looking over the pictures I took thus far.

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tweets for the week 2009-11-07

  • i am reading at least the first 2 inches of gibbon's decline and fall over winter break. i can't wait to have the kind of freedom. #
  • i'm just about the only person in philadelphia who's not hit A-Rod with a baseball. #
  • I ran 1969m before hitting a wall and tumbling to my death on my iPod touch. http://www.canabalt.com/ #
  • Playing *DAVID HAYTER VOICE ACTIVE* METAL GEAR *DAVID HAYTER VOICE INACTIVE* solid through again in the not-studenting time. #
  • Some of the blame of my being awesome can be put at the feet of "had jungleland played very loudly at him as an infant" #
  • Trying to scrape up enough Vodka to bribe my Kommisar so I can buy extra toilet paper: I have Second World problems. #
  • First Tacos Lucas, now The Breakfast Club? This sucks! #
  • A tiger's stripes is on the outside, a person's on the inside. So say the Ladakh, and others, I'm sure. #
  • Tinny rap coming out of your phone guy on the trolly: you might get to terrorize my reading time, but I say your penis is small on twitter. #
  • eight words a sentence. too many words. chop it down. be mildly entertaining — not too insightful http://bit.ly/17A7NK doesn't work for you #
  • guys, I need help getting finished with school — please send your nomination of me to honorarydegree@temple.edu it'd save us all some work. #
  • Wow, this Jim Gaffigan act is BLUE, well, for him. #
  • i was about to pull out my itouch and download this game i was just reading about and i twarted myself by not having it here. #
  • IT IS NOT REFORM WITHOUT A STRONG PUBLIC OPTION. Anything else is a blowjob to Cigna. #
  • I'm in that level range (51, today) in World of Warcraft that I affectionately term "fucking fifties" – where the whole game stops until 58. #
  • GJ @krisstraub http://www.chainsawsuit.com/20091103.shtml #
  • Son, its fazed, not phased. You drooped-dick dipshit. I'm your dad lollolololololol. Oh wait, I can't be. @shitmydadsays #
  • Fucking squirrels in the Paley Library basement are interrupting my reading of the best book about terrorism since Rainbow Six. #
  • Walked from Temple to my house in 90 minutes. That's 78 minutes more walking than I'm used to. #
  • man, some nights i wish playing Neverwinter Nights (and NWN 2) until 3 AM. #
  • hey do you know about http://mapgirls.blogspot.com/ because i love how easy the theme is map+bewbs=win #
  • We lost. But the Eagles have been playing for like 6 months already! #
  • Okay, now I'm sore. Seriously, it hurts to sit, stand, or slouch. #
  • my World of Warcraft characters have more money than I know what to do with. This is the opposite of RL. #
  • i have a triple-bottom-line headache trying to find a simple sustainable business in philadelphia to do a little report on. #
  • RIP my Santa Rosa macbook pro 2007-2009. You will be replaced by a much cheaper laptop. Prolly a HP Probook. #
  • @deanbrophy I'd suggest ctrl-a, ctrl-c, alt-tab, ctrl-v. #
  • The blond shiny people in front of me in Physics class are perhaps doing the most masturbatory (bad kind) socialization ever. Ew, they sex. #
  • @hotdogsladies what's that about clerics? UNFOLLOWED SO HARD I think I pulled somethin' #
  • opened up my cabinet, looking for a snack – flipped off 3 disney princesses on a can of spaghetti-os for being insolent. #
  • Gene Simmons out of Kiss half-heartedly schtupping a fake-titted bimbo to the strains of I Wanna Know What Love Is by Foreigner{hecklerspray #

why oh why do mobile phone companies make me want to punch them so very much?

Okay, let me start with the following: I’m not a un-fan of AT&T – but they are the low-hanging fruit this evening. I’m really tired of the US carriers simply lying about each others services.

via the recent Engadget article AT&T sues Verizon over ‘there’s a map for that’ ads a lawsuit that basically lets them get a headline in the trade, and mainstream press with the following statement:

In essence, we believe the ads mislead consumers into believing that AT&T doesn’t offer ANY wireless service in the vast majority of the country. In fact, AT&T’s wireless network blankets the US, reaching approximately 296M people. Additionally, our 3G service is available in over 9,600 cities and towns. Verizon’s misleading advertising tactics appear to be a response to AT&T’s strong leadership in smartphones. We have twice the number of smartphone customers… and we’ve beaten them two quarters in a row on net post-paid subscribers. We also had lower churn — a sign that customers are quite happy with the service they receive.

Wow, that is just begging for someone to “help make sense of it” – lets begin.


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In essence, we believe the ads mislead consumers into believing that AT&T doesn’t offer ANY wireless service in the vast majority of the country.

Offer and provide being a key difference here.

In fact, AT&T’s wireless network blankets the US, reaching approximately 296M people. Additionally, our 3G service is available in over 9,600 cities and towns.

Listen, I don’t care how many fucking towns, villages, wal-marts, and gangbangs your shitty 3G coverage reaches. THE FUCKING SERVICE DOESN’T WORK FOR SHIT IN PLACES THAT ARE ON THE MAP.

Verizon’s misleading advertising tactics appear to be

It’s kind of off-topic to mention this. Why not speculate Verizon got the idea to do this while sucking off devil cock in hell.

a response to AT&T’s strong leadership in smartphones.

Everyone gives Apple lots of money. That is not leadership. My cheap girlfriend who doesn’t spend money on premium peanut butter has an iMac.

We have twice the number of smartphone customers…

ellipses are never good writing, unless they appear in angst-ridden teen vampire dialog…


or mocking bad writing.

and we’ve beaten them two quarters in a row on net post-paid subscribers.

We also had lower churn –

trading up to ye old double minus, the … said they missed…

you.

Amish people don’t believe that making less butter is something to brag about, either.

a sign that customers are quite happy with the service they receive.

or they’re in contracts. Or maybe they don’t like mobile phone calls interrupting their days.


All in all, this full-of-lies-and-distortions press release is about a lawsuit that doesn’t matter over an advertisement that America will collectively forget by the end of the year.

edit 1: fixed some obvious grammatical errors that I feel plenty bad enough about without your damned help.

Reading three books this week.

Two because I have to.

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Oh, and a pile of articles and assorted stuff, as usual.